What's good for the Goose

Today I added a ruffle to my oldest ratty jeans.

They have always been too long unless I'm in stilettos.

 I don't own stilettos.

They are surrendering and today, I cut off the bottoms and added the same ruffle I added to Nu's wears. 

I think, therefore in the most formal of sewing terms, I gave my ass a facelift.

I also started working on some labels and printed these on ink jet fabric paper

Except my printer said it didn't have any ink, so not in colour, or even in true black and white

Excuse the gardening fingernail

I did a super-fast colour job with a coloured sharpie. Wonder what will happen in the wash?