This is where it began.
Not hairy, or gnarley.
Just little, and innocent.
(except when kicking mother's organs)
And verry wiggly.
So wiggly that they wiggle out of all shoes/ booties etc.
They make for excellent play things.
Always there when you need them.
But also cold when footware is abandoned.
I give you the loooong pants.
Socks need not apply.
Great for working on that classic-
Available with a dash of fru-fru.
Thanks mom :)
"Hey Lady: Don't refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
It was weird before you had kids,
and you heard other breeders do it,
and it's still weird."
And now back to the voices in your own head.