My True Parents

I love it when pretty meets practical.

If Martha Stewart and McGyver had a love child...

I would:

a) be that love child

or,

b) stalk and kidnap that love child,

and make them

show me their innate crafty ways.

(Is that sooooooo wrong??!)

So this genius idea makes me happy.

It's the endless towel !!!

Circa 1980's public bathrooms.

Trimmed with scrappy bias tape and Velcroed together.

Since I am under the tyrannical rule of

three short people,

I am destined to pick up towels

every day

one million times

or die trying.

UNTIL NOW!

(cue chorus of angels, spot light,

unicorns pooing out diamonds,

maybe not that last one)

(any other suggestion,

like learn to cope or grow as a person

or even HA!

teach children how to pick up towels

is utter madness)

Thank you Elsie Marley!