The immortal quest for a strapless bra
that actually holds the ladies is place
without a lot of fanfare
has staggered me.
I do not believe it exists.
In lieu I have a strapless dress that fits.
In fact two that were made by the same person years ago
they are strapless and oh soooo comfy
Fantasticness you say?
They are just not the wear everyday, everywhere
with two small children kind of dresses
At least not for me
Someone foxier might swing it,
but I'm all about kid around my neck these days
and I wouldn't want to de-bone Nu or Pu
with the actual boning in my frock
So I thought
build it and they will...
well stay in place I guess.
I think I actually had a panic attack trying to get out of this today.
I made it without a pattern
I SORT of copied the awesome dresses
and then I tried harder to REALLY copy them.
I added boning in the right places
I vaguely measured
I added mystery darts in places where it might help
Alas the bumps were not happy
but not comfy enough
I can not crack the hump code
Girls and our curves
good and evil all wrapped up in one
"Lumps, humps, bumps
why won't you stand up, sit down and stay where I toss you?!"
(imagine fist waving at sky)