Boo Who?

You know those days?

 

Those days that first world problems

get ya down?

 

You know when the microwave breaks,

the faucet breaks,

your stove will not produce coffee

& your house is teeming with fruit flies,

(despite the traps you've set)?

 

You know when 2 of your 3 kids should be in school

but there's a school strike

so you bring the teachers cookies

to support them,

but then various children

yell

and

poo

and

fall

down?

 

You know how then it's

gradual entry for the 3rd child

as she starts preschool for the first time,

so you need to be with her for an hour,

but not with the other kids for an hour,

and you don't have child care?

 

And as a side bar,

 she is on page 359 of her dissertation:

Why potty training is an abomination

 

Then you realize you're going camping tomorrow,

but you haven't slept in a week

because your middle child

is awake all the time?

 

And then you

yell

and

poo

and

fall

down?

 

Ya?

Those days are not my favorite.

 

The good news is

yesterday was nothing like today!

 Yesterday everyone was farting unicorns.

And we made this:

 

 

So:

I surrender today.

 

I'm hoping for camping fairies to load the car,

and tomorrow is definitely going to be a new day.

 

At least I don't have a wedgie.